disappointing affirmations 2027 wall calendar

From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably wonÔøΩt.24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendarDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE - Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for SeptÔøΩDec 2026 at a glance.SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE - Easy to hang at home or over an office deskÔøΩanywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS - 100% plastic-free packaging and product.THEREÔøΩS MORE - See also the Disappointing Affirmations - Unfollow Your Dreams book, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, and Disappointing Affirmations - 30 Postcards set. You wonÔøΩt be disappointed.Perfect for - College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadnÔøΩt entered the workforceFans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram accountAnyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seenFans of satire and sarcastic humorÔøΩAnyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general